Being a Travis has never been more annoying

I have heard this name more during the past few weeks than at any other time in my life, which is strange because it is my name.

At work, I sit across from Emily Yahr, the nation’s leading chronicler of Taylor Swift. On my left is the sports department.

You see where this is going.

Fans believe that Travis Kelce will propose to Taylor Swift at Super Bowl  LVIII | Marca

The Taylor Swift/Travis Kelce relationship has captivated (or infuriated) much of America. It has been my own personal hell.

It started as a trickle. I’d overhear, “Did you hear about Travis and Taylor?” Wait, what about me? I don’t even think I know a Taylor.

Now, it’s a flood. Do you know how many times I turn my head because I think someone’s addressing me?

No one is.

Taylor Swift dating Travis Kelce is a problem for Travises everywhere! -  The Washington Post

No one is ever talking about me. Or about any of the other Travises (Travii?).

They are talking about the One True Travis, a tight end with the Kansas City Chiefs who is one-half of the center of the universe.

Washington Post, Travis Lyles. I occasionally receive messages meant for him.

That’s it. And vice versa.

Travis Lyles had a high school best friend named Travis. “People would often call us ‘the Travises,’ because we were the only two in our orbit,” he says. “Other than him, I never really knew anyone else with the name. Until … I came to The Washington Post.”

Are Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce dating? NFL's Jason Kelce addresses  brother's rumoured relationship

Wait! Hold the presses! There’s at least one more Travis at The Post, who saw this piece in our editing system and reached out: Travis Meier, editor for Post Opinions. Like me, he enjoys that our “name is of a rare breed,” and he is sick of the constant “travesty” jokes. He once got a “charitable chuckle” from the One True Travis, when he met him and said “Hi, Travis. I’m Travis.”

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