The obvious reason why Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce’s relationship won’t last: Jana Hocking
Guys, I don’t know if you’ve heard … but Taylor Swift is in town.
I know, she really flew under the radar with that news. But I promise you, she’s here and her new fella, Travis Kelce, is too.
It got me thinking about them. Intimately. And I realized that Tay Tay, just like me, has really enjoyed some dating eras. (See what I did there? Eras. Oh, Jana, you are a riot.)
There was the Long and Lanky English Lad Era. We’re talking Harry Styles, Joe Alwyn and Tom Hiddleston. I quite liked this for her. She could hide out in the romantic English countryside when she needed respite from being a big, famous pop star. She could pop into quaint local pubs for a G&T and a bit of banter. Perhaps pop into H&M for a cute date night outfit.
I get it. I’ve enjoyed a brief stay in that era. I mean, anyone who has watched “Peaky Blinders” has suddenly found themselves shamelessly drawn to a rough English twang. Throw in a hint of tweed and a newsboy cap and I’ll be chatting you up faster than Pepe Le Pew.
Then there was the Actor Era — Taylor Lautner and Jake Gyllenhaal. I’m just sad she never hooked up with Brad Pitt post his divorce because that would have been quite the trifecta.
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